When you get to be a certain size as a man, all the shirts end up having giant dogs on them or things like that! Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes dog end giant
My comedy is kind of a counteraction to some of the comedy I don't like. Or things I don't like. Ron Funches comedycounteractionkind Change image and share on social
I love a good Roy Rogers or Shirley Temple, and I had to give those up. And Philly cheesesteaks. I love Philly cheesesteaks, and now they really aren't around anymore. Ron Funches anymorecheesesteaksgive Change image and share on social
A lady emailed me that her child had been diagnosed with autism and that hearing my material on the subject had helped her. To me, it just means that I'm making the right decision in talking about this. Ron Funches autismchilddecision share on social
I have a dog named Steve that lives at the studio. Drake Bell doglivename Change image and share on social
Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies. Honore de Balzac bureaucracygiantmechanism Change image and share on social
Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle. Mike Tyson beginbookcycle Change image and share on social